A veggie table saw – I have seen the future and it is red?!?

The Slice-o-rama is just a design prototype for now, but this cutting board table saw has rails to guide the built-in table saw into your lettuce, potatoes, apples and yams. It uses the kind of saw that removes casts from your arm, so it supposedly won’t cut into your fingers. I haven’t been lucky enough to experience the business end of one of those cast-saws, so I couldn’t tell you whether that’s true or not.

My father-in-law would buy this in a second and proceed to slice his fingers off a second later…