- Wine is not water or soda pop
- Puking in a trough is not ideal
- Olive oil is not a beverage
- Falling down in your lobby is not cool, especially in front of the security guard
- Strangers usually do not want to high five someone being dragged down the street
- Licking shop windows as you are dragged down the street is not ideal
- Melissa Widget does not appreciate your attention
- Screaming about genitalia is not considered “top drawer” humour
- Your friends do not believe you when you say it’s your jacket that smells like horse shit
- Camera phones are not your friend
December 9, 2005
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